Dont listen to them...theyre out to get you *runs away with arms flailing*

Welcome to DA. I hope You will enjoy it here. Good luck and see You.

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I firmly believe that the novel "Inquilibrium: Behind the Curtain of Life" I'm writing for 4 years now is going to be one of the most life-transforming, hope-giving, insight-bearing book you'll ever read. All I ask of you is to remember me and its title.

Welcome, n00b! Welcome to the wide, wonderful world of deviantART!

Now, with a population of over five hundred thousand users (some folks put the number at over one million, which may be true by the time you read this), and with well over eight million submissions to sort through, this big place can be quite a conundrum to navigate. Allow me to point out some very useful places:

The FAQ. Any questions you have will most likely be found here in our searchable list of frequently asked questions.

The Etiquette Policy, which lists the most basic do's and don'ts of deviantART. It's less explicit than the FAQ, but by far a quicker read.

The Help Forum, where you can ask questions and receive answers not found in the Etiquette Policies or the FAQ.

The Welcome Forum -- go on, let everybody know you've arrived! This is the number one place for new deviants to announce themselves and make some quick friends.

And last but certainly not least, the Random Deviation | Random Deviant tools, which randomly choose a deviation or deviant for you to meet and greet. It's a great way to make friends and find all-but-unknown pieces of fantastic art.

And that's just the beginning of a whole load of neat features deviantART offers. Don't hesitate to make great use of your space and time here!

And don't hesitate to ask if you've got questions.

This has been your unofficial welcome to deviantART. Please enjoy your stay, and remember to play nice with the other kiddies

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Polyamory? What, Like Two Girlfriends?

deviantART enables sexism and homophobia.